At the end of the last post I said I owed you something: what runtime authority over coordinates actually costs, and how you would train a model to use it. I've spent the time since building instead of writing - small language models, from under a million parameters to about eight million, trained on a desktop GPU or less, with each claim I could build at that size turned into an experiment whose pass mark I wrote down before the first run. This is the report. It is mostly a list of things that didn't work, and I've come to think the list is worth more than a win would have been, because each failure moved somewhere specific. I'll keep the scale caveat in front, where it belongs: everything below is small models, short training, synthetic data. It can falsify a mechanism. It can't vindicate an architecture. A note on units, because I'll use one: loss here is measured in nats , the model's average surprise per character. On text these models sit around 1.3 -...